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How to get the girl you always dreamed of

Getting a girlfriend:

1. Look better

a. work out at a gym to lose body fat and gain muscle mass

b. show that you have good taste in fashion: footware, shirts, and pants

- spend as much money as possible on shoes

- buy shirts with cool logos and designs

c. really concentrate on that hair style

a nice haircut, styled in the sexiest possible way, is very important to looking great

d. try your very best to completely deal with that acne problem

use Acutane and a facial scrub or something maybe?

2. Be sociable

a. hang out with friends more often

envite them to do things with you, at least twice per week

b. laugh at jokes and make people feel comfortable around you

c. be interested in people

3. Be spontanious & in the moment

Surprise the girl, and don't make things look like you planned them.

For example, the first kiss should feel like it happened because it was the right thing to do at the moment.

4. Be funny

Practice using your sense of humour at every opportunity

5. Be interesting & get involved in interesting things

Try the following - it will give you more opportunities to meet women, as well as make you a more interesting person:

6. Check out Love, Dating, & Relationship Advice

7. Smell amazing: use Axe, Zone, or really strong pheromone extracts

8. Be healthy, not only physically, but mentally and/or spiritually as well

Use an Interactive Life Management System (ILMS)

Take your medication

9. Go out to places where you can meet girls

a. with only friendship in mind, talk about her interests and what she does on her spare time, and tell her about what you're into

b. if she mentions something you enjoy too, or shows that she's interested in what you enjoy doing, suggest that maybe the two of you should do that activity together

c. if it appears that she's up for it, arrange to meet, and get her instand messaging address

Keeping a girlfriend:

  1. Give her lots of kisses on the neck

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